Entries Tagged 'Nursery Rhymes (Adult)' ↓

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead…
And when she was good,
she was very very good,
But when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels, waterfront condo and a sports car!

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too ’cause he was gay.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
then died of electric shock.

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
“What have you got there?”
Said the Pieman unto Simon
“Pies, you dumbass!”

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her

Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL

Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill

Forgot the pill

And now they have a son.