Entries from March 2006 ↓

Have you ever wondered, what’s the most popular names given to a newborn baby?

Rank Male name
1 Jacob
2 Michael
3 Joshua
4 Matthew
5 Ethan
6 Andrew
7 Daniel
8 William
9 Joseph
10 Christopher

Rank Female name
1 Emily
2 Emma
3 Madison
4 Olivia
5 Hannah
6 Abigail
7 Isabella
8 Ashley
9 Samantha
10 Elizabeth

* As for May 6, 2005

Via http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead…
And when she was good,
she was very very good,
But when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels, waterfront condo and a sports car!

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too ’cause he was gay.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
then died of electric shock.

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
“What have you got there?”
Said the Pieman unto Simon
“Pies, you dumbass!”

How many miles to Babylon?

Three score miles and ten.

Can I get there by candlelight?

Aye, and back again.

If your feet are nimble and light,

You’ll get there by candlelight.

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Rock-a-bye, baby,

Your cradle is green;

Father’s a nobleman,

Mother’s a queen;

And Sarah’s a lady,

She wears a gold ring;

And Johnny’s a drummer,

And drums for the King.

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The man in the moon

Looked out of the moon

And this is what he said,

“This time that, now I’m getting up,

All babies went to bed.”

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Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

How I wonder what you are.

Up above the world so high,

Like a diamond in the sky.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

How I wonder what you are!

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